In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.
The lorax is a prophecy
When I worked at a movie theater. A woman bought her stuff at the concession stand on one of those days that had a lot of people at the theater, but it wasn’t “busy”
After finishing the transaction she said “If you don’t mind me asking, are you familiar with The Bible?”
Without wishing to offend and get myself another write up I said “Yes, but not as much as I should.”
She smiled and said “In the book of revelations it says the end times will come when every man has a number given to them and water is sold and bought. Kind of like bottled water and Social Security and Credit cards.”
After some seconds I absentmindedly asked “Well… should we not do things like that?”
She shrugged. “It’s prophecy. No use trying to go against it.” She then wished me well and went on her way.
I didn’t sleep well for the next few weeks.
mightychondria have you seen this? creepy right
Muggleborns gifting their pureblood friends crocs as a joke, and telling them it’s “the highest quality of shoes muggles can make”. Purebloods wearing crocs when they go out into the muggle world, smugly thinking that people are staring because they admire the style and fashion. Lily Evans doing this to James Potter. Harry and Hermione doing this to Ron.
IMAGINE RON SHOWING UP TO MEET HERMIONE’S PARENTS AND HE’S WEARING FUCKING LIME GREEN CROCS
YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this
This belongs more on Facebook than it does on tumblr.
i think you’re missing out on some of tumblr then… but it should be on facebook too, it should be on every social media site!
walk walk fashion baby
I would pay to see someone wearing these together
PAY UP BITCH
We didn’t just see an amazing outfit we also saw an extremely good looking boy modeling it for us
Girl Maces Dude For Being Rude (by RuthlessTelevison)
"Signed, sealed, delivered! "
There’s probably a conversation to be had here about white men and their belief that their needs and wants are more important than everyone else’s (in this particular case Black women) and white men not taking the anger of Black women seriously.
Thank god this is backt
"Signed, sealed, delivered" is the best part of this video…
SIGNED SEALED DELIVERED
If you ever push a pull door, don’t look like a stupid idiot. just push the door off its hinges and walk through like a champion
there was a Sherlock gif before a Supernatural gif
what is happening
I think we all know why…
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